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The Hilariously Rude Bigfoot Garden Sign
The Hilariously Rude Bigfoot Garden Sign
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🚫 Tired of people trampling your lawn like it's a free-for-all picnic area? Wish you had a garden gnome with an attitude? Introducing the Bigfoot “Keep Off the Grass” Garden Stake – the sassiest, finger-flipping Sasquatch that sends an unmistakable message to every grass-stomping intruder.
🏡 Features:
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Zero Subtlety, 100% Sass: Bigfoot isn’t here to make friends. He’s here to make sure your grass stays untouched – by foot, paw, or wheel.
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Weatherproof Sass: Made with durable, outdoor-friendly materials so your rude Yeti stays offensive in rain or shine.
😂 Why You'll Love It:
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Makes your yard instantly memorable (and probably internet famous).
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A perfect gift for pranksters, grumpy dads, and lawn lovers with a savage sense of humor.
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Turns your garden into a no-nonsense, no-trespassing zone… with style.
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Neighbors will talk. And probably ask where you got it.
📏 Specifications:
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Size: 30 × 15 cm
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Includes: 1 * Bigfoot Garden Sign
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Material: Weather-resistant, fade-proof, and attitude-packed
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